Patronage

Gentlemen, my booking form.

Let me know a few proposed times and I will do the same. I prefer a 1- to 2-week notice for most dates. Longer dates, holding priority in my schedule, are recommended to be planned further in advance.

Incall can be arranged for a fee, though my preference is to come to you. Recommended hotels in Washington D.C. can be found here: Forbes List

The sky is the limit! (Really, let’s charter somewhere oceanside and warm).

I’ve compiled a brief ‘date idea‘ list to peruse through.

Washingtonians- I’ve an updated restaurant date list.

Deposits are to ensure my time, schedule, and energy are respected. They are necessary for new and returning friends.

The deposit should be sent once we’ve found a time that works. (CashApp,Venmo, Bitcoin, and Zelle)

Washington DC: 20% deposit

Extended bookings (18hr+), Fly Me To You dates, or dates while on tour: 50% deposit

The Envelope  

When in private – my envelope should be discretely presented within first minutes of our date. Larger bills are always preferred. 

Bitcoin + Wire Transfer

In lieu of cash, payment in full can be arranged via Bitcoin or wire transfer (to my separate LLC) prior to our date. This method works best for 6h+ dates. 

You will hear from me before our date to confirm final touches. Have you checked out my notes on etiquette beforehand?

Our date is set up. Let me know you’re feeling the anticipation…  

Gifts

I understand that life is messy and cancellations happen. 

3-days notice:

I am happy to reschedule our date with advance notice. If that is not possible, the deposit can be sent back in the form it was given. 

Under 3-days: 

Deposit is non-refundable and, in most situations, non-transferable. 

   Last minute cancellations without proper funding can be a huge blow to a small business. A matter of intentions, action, and respect is most appreciated. The full amount is due.

For extended bookings (6hr+), FMTY dates, or dates while on tour, deposits will be kept.